36-year old actuary Gerald
Blumenstein despised every aspect of
his life. His butterball-esque
appearance was unappealing, his dull
job unnerving, his cramped apartment
uncomfortable, and his love life
nonexistent. And yet, not a soul in the
world was more petrified of death than
Gerald. In fact, Gerald Blumenstein
would do anything to avoid dying, even
if it meant remaining trapped forever in
an existence that, quite frankly,
sucked.
Then, one fateful night, while
attending a highly unorthodox therapy
session mandated by his boss, Gerald
Blumenstein died. Now his life will
never be the same.
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Jane Kronick
Life is funny and so is
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2010
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Life Suck, Death Bites is a dark comedy about the inconveniences of
daily life and nightly “undeath,” with some romance and a bit of
psychotherapy thrown in for good measure. If the three critically
acclaimed HBO series, Curb Your Enthusiasm, True Blood, and In
Treatment, could procreate, this novel would undoubtedly be the
lovechild that they would produce.