In Hollywood
Nothing is Ever
what it Seems
Nothing is Ever
what it Seems
If the three
critically acclaimed
HBO series, Curb
Your Enthusiasm,
True Blood, and In
Treatment, could
procreate, this
novel would
undoubtedly be the
lovechild that they
would produce.
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How far would you
go to get
everything your
heart desires? After
all, what doesn't kill
you might make you
stronger. But what
makes you stronger,
also might kill you...
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They call themselves
the Karma Cops,
having been employed
by a private agency,
whose primary function is to dole out justice where the legal system and good old-fashioned fate have failed
whose primary function is to dole out justice where the legal system and good old-fashioned fate have failed
Back in the early nineties, a popular teen television show named The Realest, and its main character, the
inimitable "Snarky," sparked love between two creative individuals, who, unfortunately, went on to name
their child after the character they so adored.
The show is still in syndication. The marriage, however, was canceled shortly thereafter. Naturally, Snarky was to blame . . . the television character, not the child, who was just five years old at the time.
Now, nineteen years later, Snarky Silverberg is all grown up (almost) with a serious axe to grind against the fictional character responsible for destroying her family, ruining her life, and, of course, saddling her with the worst name in the history of all baby names.
Along with her best friend, Moody, Snarky will to travel to LA to confront the actress behind her character namesake, and make her rue the day she ever set foot on the small screen. At least, that's what she thinks.
Unfortunately, when you have a name like Snarky, nothing is simple . . . not vengeance, not family, not love, and certainly not identity.
As sweet as it is salty, Snarky Goes to Hollywood is a madcap coming-of-age romp, with a genuine love for the pop culture it good naturedly knocks. One that offers a heaping helping of sass, to appease the sarcastic, pissed off, teenager in all of us
The show is still in syndication. The marriage, however, was canceled shortly thereafter. Naturally, Snarky was to blame . . . the television character, not the child, who was just five years old at the time.
Now, nineteen years later, Snarky Silverberg is all grown up (almost) with a serious axe to grind against the fictional character responsible for destroying her family, ruining her life, and, of course, saddling her with the worst name in the history of all baby names.
Along with her best friend, Moody, Snarky will to travel to LA to confront the actress behind her character namesake, and make her rue the day she ever set foot on the small screen. At least, that's what she thinks.
Unfortunately, when you have a name like Snarky, nothing is simple . . . not vengeance, not family, not love, and certainly not identity.
As sweet as it is salty, Snarky Goes to Hollywood is a madcap coming-of-age romp, with a genuine love for the pop culture it good naturedly knocks. One that offers a heaping helping of sass, to appease the sarcastic, pissed off, teenager in all of us
Snarky Goes To HOLLYWOOD
Give up your freedom,
and you can have
everything your heart
desires . . .
Bellamy Jordan has
everything going for
her. She's beautiful,
smart, popular,
athletic, and wealthy.
There's just one
problem. Bellamy
Jordan was murdered
last week